#hazbin hotel mafia

[mafiascreenshots]

[p0ppy0nii]

🫀👑 King Ronald 👑🫀

[27nox]

CW: Blood!

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He's the Mafia for a reason. 👁

(It should be “Im part of the Mafia” but whateves, I made mistake and I cant undo it 🥲)

[soul-rillo]

Character Change: Dexter and Tek Part 1/2 Part 2

[dragonflavoredcake]

Iskall: Wait, you knew about Real Life ages ago and didn't tell me?

Mumbo: What? Grian says insane stuff all the time! How was I supposed to know that one was true?!

Grian, in the distance: Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government!

Mumbo: SEE?!

[libraryraccoon]

I was wondering how a Dazai!Reader from BSD (preferably 15 year old Dazai) would interact with the HH crew

Btw, I love your stuff sm, have a lovely day if you see this!

Gender : GN

Pronouns : None

Info : I haven't watched BSD for a long time, so it's probably wrong/inaccurate, sorry. Reader have 15 years old.

Message fom Raccoon : What ? Dad!Lucifer ? Dad!Alastor ? Okay, take that Dad!Husk !

TW : Suicide (mentionned); SH (mentionned)

General Headcanon

Finally.

After all this years of trying, after all this attempts, you were finally dead !

And what do we do when we have achieved such a feat ? We drink until the morning !

As you drank, you recounted your feat of finally dying to the bartender, some sort of cat-bird demon.

He gave you a judgmental look when you told him you were 15 and died of suicide.

But you were used to it, people often judge you while you were alive and was trying every second to die.

After a few hours, you were drunk and followed the bartender back to his place, a small apartment in a quiet corner of Hell.

You shouldn't follow someone to their home, you know that, but for your defense, you were drunk and he was a cat. And you have a weakness for cats.

Two things making it impossible to refuse his invitation.

And, if anything ever went wrong, you always had your gun with you, which had appeared at the same time as you in Hell.

The bartender's name was Husk and he kind of adopted you ? You weren't even sure if one sinner could adopt another sinner.

Life was calm with Husk, and you somehow helped him with his work.

By that I mean you were stopping the powers of other demons with your power, so you used it to kick out all the assholes who attacked him from the bar.

You and Husk had this dynamic of "Father who will kill for his child & Child who will sacrifice themselves for their father."

And then, one day you had to move to the Hazbin Hotel because Husk find a work there.

Alastor was surprised to see that Husk now had a kid–he didn't think it was possible for an alcoholic like him to have a child.

And he learned that Husk had cut down on his drinking, so he could be a better father.

*very kindly and not at all suspiciously notes this fact in the back of his mind.*

The hotel was quite shocked to know that you were a child from a fucking mafia and that you had died of suicide at 15 years old. If Husk hadn't informed them about that, they never would have suspected it.

Your humor worries them more than anything else.

Charlie is worry every time you make jokes about suicide while your dad rolls his eyes at it.

Husk was used to your jokes after a few months of living together.

The hotel wasn't.

Charlie is like your older sister, optimistic and a little naive at times.

She always tries to make you see the bright side of things and to make you forget this idea of double death.

Spoiler : it doesn't work.

Lucifer sees you like one of his children.

He spoils you like he spoiled Charlie when she was just a child.

Husk often makes side eyes at him, accusing him of trying to steal his child.

And that was true.

Lucifer, Charlie, Husk and Angel Dust are the ones who are the most concerned about your mental health.

Alastor wanted to make you sign a contract "I become powerful and Alastor releases my father from his contract in exchange of stopping trying to kill myself."

You didn't sign it.

Alastor tried to use you to spy on Vox and the Vees because he was bored and wanted some entertainment.

It worked.

Alastor do radio shows with you sometimes, you two are called "The RadioDuo".

His audience LOVES you.

You gained Alastor some listeners btw.

You help Niffty with her work at the Hotel.

Even if Charlie said you didn't have to do it, you do it anyway.

Vaggie take all your guns because you apparently “didn’t need” them.

You managed to recover them with a little manipulation.

Angel Dust could see himself in you.

You reminded him of his little human self, Anthony, broken by the world and wanting to end it. A family running the Mafia and forcing him to join it.

You're a bit like him, but compared to him, who fought to survive, had a reason to survive, you had nothing, no reason to fight, and you gave up.

When Angel Dust isn't working, he usually stays with you and Husk.

He doesn't want to abandon you, leave you alone in such a rotten world. He wants you to be protected and to be the child you never could be.

He will never let anyone touch you, never.

Husk and Angel Dust are usually the ones who bandage you after SH, Angel Dust doesn't say anything as he does it, because he understands. Husk doesn't speak as well, but you can see that by doing so he's blaming himself, making you instantly regret it.

Don't try to kill yourself in front of them, please. They're already worried enough, don't add more.

Hotel Hazbin was, in a way, your family.

And you would kill everyone in this room before killing yourself before anything happened to them.

[virtualsoup]

Quick doodle of that one creators mafia au (i tagged them on Twitter so dw about tagging them here) I'm not super proud of this it was just for fun :)

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Mafia Daycare au

Adam gets a pet bird, which he names, Lute (if her role isn't already taken if her role is, then he can get Lady the cat from my Lost in the Woods au.)

Lute basically sits on his shoulder if he ever brings her to class. She could be a parrot and copy everything Adam says throughout the day. When pickup time comes, she squawks at Lucifer and cusses him out under her breath.

No that works great! Lute being his pet bird is hilarious lol

Lucifer: Hello Adam.~

Adam: Hi.

Lute: Pussy.

Lucifer: What did that bird say?

[gabrielsbubblegumbitch]

I've just realized

StaticMoth is the ✨Mafia AU✨

Vox is a corrupted businessman with crazy influence and powerful enemies. Valentino is a mobster who owns an empire of sex and drugs. The action potential in them is just crazy.

[chaoticace2005]

Angel and Husk acting as parents to Niffty in episode 6.

Them being buddies with Pentious.

Angel saving an egg (Frank?) in episode 8.

Pentious dying and only 1 egg seemingly surviving.

Angel (and Husk) adopting Egg Boi in season 2?

I mean… that’s definitely character growth from him carelessly killing them in the pilot.

[bunny-is-cute]

Husk: *goes to get a drink in middle of the night*

Angel: *with baby Noir watching TV*

Angel: *notices Husk* Don't be mad. I just got up to change him.

Husk: No, no, you got up to comfort him, Which only teaches him that every time he cries, His daddy will come in and cuddle him and put on his favorite — What are we watching?

Angel Dust: Brian de palma's controversial masterpiece "scarface."

Husk: For the baby?

Angel Dust: He happens to like it. I don't know if it's the colors or the -- the sounds. Oh, here comes the nightclub massacre. He loves it. Watch his little eyelids. It's so cute. They get so heavy.

Husk: *mortified and yet not surprised*

[sirlancevrot]

the spanish mafia (an alternate universe where vox and valentino threw out velvette and hired an arms dealer instead) 🔪🖥️🦋

carmilla my mom by the way

[27nox]

CW: Blood!

Have some another Mafia Demon Anthony again 😫

[kittenfangirl20]

Mafia Daycare Au

Husk: Boss, I know you're nervous but daycare will be good for Charlie. She needs to make friends and learn things that don't involve crime.

Lucifer took a drag off his cigarette and sighed, since Lilith left him after their daughter was born he's been very protective of her. That's his baby girl.

Lucifer: I know Husk I just...... If anything happened to her I'd have to kill someone.

He meant that literally. They both knew.

Charlie came racing in and ran to her dad, she was so excited to be starting daycare.

Charlie: Daddy daddy! It's time to go!!

Lucifer smiled at his little girl: Okay sweetie let's go. He put her in the car and drove her down to Eden Daycare Center.

He walked her to the door and went inside.

Adam heard the door as he was getting everything ready for the day. He turned and saw a very handsome man with his daughter come in.

He went right over to greet them.

Adam: Hello there, this must be little Charlie! I'm Adam and I'll be her daycare teacher.

*Lucifer looked over at the man running the daycare and was struck by how attractive he was, he had short brown hair that made him think of milk chocolate, honey brown eyes, and his body was muscular in all the right places and chubby in the right places, he was dressed in a punk style and quite ear piercings as well as a tongue piercing when he opened his mouth, Lucifer wondered what piercings Adam had under his clothes, reviews said he was very good with kids*

Lucifer: It is nice to meet you Adam, my name in Lucifer Morningstar.

*when Adam smiled at both of them, he knew he made the right choice, there was something about Adam’s smile that made him feel warm inside, he saw other parents arrive with their children, the children would get excited seeing Adam and he would greet all of them in a friendly and joyful manner*

Charlie: I already like him dad.

Lucifer: I feel the same way as well sweetie.

*Lucifer still wanted to have Husk guard the place, not because he didn’t trust Adam, it was to protect Charlie and now Adam, for some reason the thought of Adam getting hurt was unbearable to Lucifer*

Lucifer: I will be going now, but I will be back later. I love you.

Charlie: I love you too.

*Lucifer left a message to guard the place and went back to his life of the mob underworld*

[soul-rillo]

Character Change: Dexter and Tek Part 2/2 Part 1

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Imagine posting

So like

Screen faced bastard men ammi'rite?

Vox and shoelace are coincidentally so fucking similar its actually insane